The narrative of Krazy Ken and Happy the Elf.
How did Gamers Guild come into being?
Krazy Ken: Once, many moons ago, we embarked on a journey to Ancient China.
Happy the Elf: We moved to Florida, my guy and it was 2013.
Krazy Ken: Once there we established the most superior elite ninja game club known through History
Happy the Elf: We started a game store.
Krazy Ken: Yes, a super powerful ninja game store club of ancient times. We called it Tao Gaming.
Happy the Elf: Yea, it was a local game store called Tao Gaming.
Krazy Ken: Throughout many battles and conquests we established our hold, setting in motion the Great Gaming takeover.
Happy the Elf: Technically we just made a name for ourselves by hosting events and being for the gamer.
Krazy Ken: And then a great big red moon was seen in the night’s sky. A sign of destiny. A sign of a great kingdom.
Happy the Elf: We met local townsfolk and decided to merge into the Gamers Guild.
Krazy Ken: Yes. Many people came and gazed upon our great nation.
Happy the Elf: We relocated to Highway 54 in Port Richey and formed the Gamers Guild.
Krazy Ken: But a great sea monster rose from the deep waters and took on our greatest adventurers.
Happy the Elf: There were some differences and the merge ended, we continued as the Gamers Guild.
Krazy Ken: But through the flames of battle
Happy the Elf: There was a building fire….
Krazy Ken: And the establishment of our great kingdom once more….
Happy the Elf: We relocated to Highway 52 in Hudson….
Krazy Ken: We decided to have food to nourish our strongest of warriors…
Happy the Elf: Yea! That’s when the cafe came into being
Krazy Ken: Yes! The Ka’Fee! The great tribunal of…
Happy the Elf: No no, not Ka’Fee… Cafe’…. You know… an eatery.
Krazy Ken: Yes! The Ka’Fee! Now hush! I’m telling the story.
Happy the Elf: Fine!
Krazy Ken: And so with our great kingdom and royal Ka’Fee, we issued forth the Great Kingdom of Nor… nor…
Happy the Elf: Hang on, I’ll tell this part of the story. So we were on Highway 52, but felt it necessary to have a larger playspace AND a full functioning cafe, so…
Krazy Ken: So we flew through time and space to the present! It was a massive plane!
Happy the Elf: We… uh… never actually got on a plane. We moved to our current location on Highway 19.
Krazy Ken: Wait…. We’re on a highway?!
Happy the Elf: Yea, dude, we’re on a highway and we’re now affectionately known as The Gamers Guild Retail.
Krazy Ken: and Ka’Fee.
Happy the Elf: Well, sorta. We’re actually now the Gamers Guild retail and Tavern.
Krazy Ken: Yes! Tavern! Song and dance and lots of ….
Happy the Elf: We can stop with the explanation now, Krazy Ken. Let’s let them experience it for themselves.
Krazy Ken: Fine…. I’m hungry anyway.
Happy the Elf: More questions to come, stay tuned!